When Maureen SanDiego teaches an acting Masterclass the unexpected happens when one of her former students RuBall Chorles(Chanel Mercedes Benz) steals her catchphrases to fund an international fracking empire. Together with a little help from her friends (Shalita Cake/Alexis Bevels) they find there's only one way to stop him: Become a competitor on "RuBall's Dreg Rice" \

Cast: Maureen SanDiego, Shalita Cake, Alexis Bevels, Chanel Mercedes Benz and Sheeza Woman.
Musical Direction: Michael Evans
Written By: Maureen SanDiego
Stage Manager/Tech: Nick Kern

Please be advised:
- The Newport Theater is a vaccination-only venue and proof of vax is required for entry. Please bring a mask.
- Venue is up a flight of stairs. While we do have a private entrance with a railing available for use, we do not have an elevator. We have one restroom that is wheelchair-accessible.
- We have two all-gender, single stall restrooms onsite.