The Plan 9 Burlesque Asstronauts and special guests celebrate all things tabletop, video game, + sports for a night of nerdy naked revelry.

It's officially winter time which means it's the perfect time of year to stay inside and play games with your friends! But hey, you're a very cool and social person, so why not leave your video game nest to join the Plan 9 Burlesque for a night of nerdy naked revelry? We'll even make it game-themed for you! We're nice like that.

Join the Asstronauts and their special guests as they celebrate all things tabletop, video game, and *gasps* sports in the only way they know how! Theoretically, less whip cream will be used this time, but you never really know...

Proof of vaccination/mask required. The Newport Theater is up a flight of stairs and has two all-gender restrooms. Learn more at newporttheater.com/safety